Tracy Morganwas in rare form on The Tonight ShowMonday, bemoaning all the cultural changes from Donald Trumps political rise to the new Star Warshe missed while he was hospitalized in a coma after a 2014 car crash.
Morgan opened by congratulating his old Saturday Night Livecast mate Jimmy Fallon on beating David Letterman in the ratings, before sulking, Im going back in the coma, after learning the Late Show host was no longer on the air.
From there, the comedian went off on Trumps lead in the polls, Finn from The Force Awakensditching his good union job as a StormTrooper and Rocky Balboa losinghissecond fight to Apollo Creed (Apollo carried that bum for 15 rounds and two movies!) Morgan then seamlessly transitioned into a bit about The Godfather, cracking, Let me tell you something, Sonny wouldve lived if they had E-ZPass.
Morgan also offered up a hilarious impression of Fredo Corleone and closed with a little-known anecdote about Barbra Streisand: I wish we couldve gotten married, but it didnt work out, Morgan sighed. We had kids together though. Barbra, I love you!
Morgan also stuck around for The Tonight Shows most adorable game, Pup Quiz, in which he and Fallon squared off in an animaltrivia contest to see who could collect the most golden retriever puppies. After three rounds, Morgan was swimming in dogs,and though he couldnt stop a late Final Pupperdy surge from Fallon, the host nevertheless bequeathedhiscrown to the esteemedguest.
