In India, corruption is under the table. In China, it is over the table, while in Indonesia corruption includes the table.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones - Albert Einstein
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets - Dave Edison
I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
Heard in equity research departments everywhere - If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research.
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important - Bertrand Russell
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev - Nikita Khrushchev
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies - Adrienne Gusoff
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese - Former French President Charles de Gaulle
Traditionally most of Australia's imports come from overseas - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
"I want a one-armed economist so that the guy could never make a statement and then say 'on the other hand…' " - Harry Truman